dear god. just from caffeine and protonix, i was cracking up for at least five minutes. i think this would cause some serious damage if you were on heavier drugs. this is the kind of thing that makes users of pcp jump out of 20-story buildings. who the hell thinks of these things? "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom." consider yourself warned.